I would say that overall
Today was pretty good. I hope I’m right about that. Happy birthday to Nicole, I hope she also had a good day today.
Today was pretty good. I hope I’m right about that. Happy birthday to Nicole, I hope she also had a good day today.
One piece of good news and nothing else really went as planned.
Oops.
I am so bitter about this. I’m way more of a lush than Josh. I’m like a Long Island Iced Tea and he’s a bottle of Peachtree. Fuck.Jay “sXe Jay” Balestrieri lived an average life as the frontman of the most popular straight edge hardcore band in the world (although that isn’t really saying much) xEDGER THAN FUCKx. Until one night he was driving the tour bus and the unthinkable happened.
Josh “Jaybles” Davious was your usual Secret Service agent. Mooched off the President, got drunk as a skunk whenever possible, and used his leverage in Washington to shake off more DUI charges than Robert Downey Jr (which really is saying that much). Why they let the lush ever drive our leader home from his latest fundraiser is beyond all of our comprehension.
And wouldn’t you know, when the President’s Hummer smashed into the xETFx bus, there were 2 survivors. Emergency surgery took place. All the alcohol pumped out of Jaybles’ system was accidently doubled and reintroduced in place of his blood. As for sXe Jay, they mistook him for the President and rebuilt him better, faster, and stronger than before.
Alas, 20 Proof and The Bionic Edgeman were born.
And CJ “CJ” Petrous can be the mayor… or something.
Then it’s back in style again.
Weird
I didn’t even remember I had a class to get up for until the third one went off.

Happy birthday to omgiitsjen.tumblr.comand omgiitsnicole.tumblr.com
First I ever bought with my own money was Billy Joel’s River of Dreams when I was 6.Third Eye Blind - “Self Titled”
the first CD I ever PERSONALLY bought with my own money and was not given to me as a gift was Third Eye Blind selft titled as well.
I aim to please. It’s weird that Nicole and Laura both have friends named Linsey. That’s not normal.I was not disappoint.What happened? This story should be awesome.im a bitch…
Laura is taking to a friend from home (this girl Linsey) on a web cam. And laura goes ” you should transfer to salem!” and i go “yeah we need new apartment mates!” when amy and karens doors are open… oops!
lol im glad me making an ass out of myself makes you happy hahaha
I was not disappoint.What happened? This story should be awesome.im a bitch…
Laura is taking to a friend from home (this girl Linsey) on a web cam. And laura goes ” you should transfer to salem!” and i go “yeah we need new apartment mates!” when amy and karens doors are open… oops!
I feel like I’m gonna sound dumb and I don’t have anyone to practice on.
I guess I’ll see you at the coffee shop!