December 2009
Favorite Tumblr's of 2009?
fueledbyphotos:
Spill=
Mine. Or maybe Scott Friday. Lots good ones tbh.
242-242?
CJ: LuLu, how do you melt tungsten?
LuLu: Usually a toothbrush and a mild abrasive will return tungsten to it's original luster.
CJ: LuLu, that's not even almost what I asked.
LuLu: Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were ambushed in west Dallas County, Texas in 1933
CJ: WHAT.
I'm just gonna start acting like I know famous...
Become the change you wish to see.
I wonder what Taylor and John are doing for New Years tonight? I should drive in to NYC if they’re gonna be around, maybe we can hit up a solid afterparty.
i know what will cheer me up!
omgiitsjen:
watching the last episode of Dexter season 4!!!
HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THIS YET ASDFHQDGHASJGF
SO GOOD.
Ain't no reblog like a Scott Friday reblog
Cause a Scott Friday reblog means at least 3 more reblog and 10+ likes
That was wordier than planned.
Bitch
You should do it for the love, like Ray-J
Gonna lay down
Text me to keep me company if you’re so inclined.
Oh
Kay.
THIS ISN'T TWLOHA. KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.
tumblrisforfaggots:
hoeychloe:
I AM SO ENRAGED RIGHT NOW.
YOU MAKE A SHOW OUT OF SUICIDE, AND MY GOD, I WILL DO EVERYTHING WITHIN MY POWER TO MAKE YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE.
IF THAT BITCH WANTED TO KILL HERSELF, SHE WOULDN’T BE POSTING ABOUT IT. SHE’D BE KILLING HERSELF, LIKE SUICIDAL PEOPLE DO.
Oh…my god…I am angry. I hope she does. I hope she fucking kills herself. She doesn’t deserve to...
“Tell your friends if you have any. I don’t, personally.”
– Oh god Daryl Hall you’re breaking my heart </3 I’ll be your friend
Whenever I get a text and my phone vibrates, my...
You know the feeling. Like butterflies for that one brief second.
And that’s how I know I’m all sorts of falling.
What's better?
Being dead or being committed to a mental institution?
Tisk Tisk →
(via rinyyloves)
This is creepy cause it looks like it was taken down the street from my house. Like a minutes walk down the street.
Also! While we're at it
She’s probably dead because if anywhere is a prime striking spot for bystander syndrome, it’s Tumblr.
For fucks sake, someone had that girls address and instead of calling the local police of that town, they posted it on Tumblr with the caption “Oh god, someone please do something.”
YOU DO SOMETHING. AT THAT POINT YOU ARE BEST EQUIPPED.
I fear for humanity.
I HAVE HER ADDRESS.
awsugar:
atticusfinch:
learningtodrown:
backlessblackdress:
awakeandunafraid:
eyesofaflyonthewall:
Haleigh Hess 19457 SE 267th St Covington, WA, 98042
oh my God someone fucking do something
someone plesa oasiljdm,fe
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. I’M ALL FOR SAVING LIVES BUT THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY.
I dunno lol
Maybe I pissed you off when I asked you how your day was.
Idk.
You’re all batshit anyway.
“New Zealand is a faggot.”
– My friend Evan
So what I'm gathering is
some girl named Haleigh tried to kill herself? And Tumblr, banding together like so many Zords, stopped her by calling the police?
I don’t know how I feel about this.
And I will wait for you, as long as I need to
And if you ever get back to Hackensack, I’ll be here for you.
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
sweetnonsense:
(via finders:lasso:anograms:john-o)
Best ever.
Brilliant
FS
Leave me something!: Out of all of Tumblr you have to choose a person for each category. Ready? GO! Sleep with: Marry: Kill:
Oh, I love this game.
Sleep with: FuckYeahCuteGirls.tumblr.com Marry: FuckYeahHallandOates.tumblr.com Kill: (Unpopular Selection) Kittylitter.tumblr.com
Unless you want only real Tumblrs
Sleep with: omgiitsjen.tumblr.com (ex-girlfriend is somehow still...
Pimping out my FS one last time
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?697547-blPShS4cjY
Ask anything. Like I said, I’m answering basically every question.
i would be an awesome comedian
scottfriday:
cjmeetsworld:
scottfriday:
if i was funny, or could deal with rejection, or was quick-witted.
I saw a comedian once who stood on stage for 30 minutes and whined. That’s it, that’s all, that’s all there is.
You can definitely be better than that
well if they had wi-fi, sure, i could read my tumblr. otherwise… fart jokes.
I hear fart jokes are trending high in New Zealand.
...
i would be an awesome comedian
scottfriday:
if i was funny, or could deal with rejection, or was quick-witted.
I saw a comedian once who stood on stage for 30 minutes and whined. That’s it, that’s all, that’s all there is.
You can definitely be better than that
Ok so I didn't really wanna put up that GPOYW
But I decided that would be my compromise since that Formspringer did ask for nudes and I said no holds barred. So there you have it.
Also I had to buff my totals since I missed most GPOYWs at the beginning of the year and Wednesday was almost over.
There's gonna be a full moon on New Years
That’s kinda romantic. Maybe it’ll be surprisingly warm and I can try and woo someone.
Hey, You
I dunno what I did but I’m sorry.
i had this whole plan
scottfriday:
i was gonna be all witty and cutting edge and yeah woo and increase my followers/tumblarity but i’m drunk and watching comedians on netflix now so… yeah.
prolly not gonna happen.
Check out Daniel Tosh’s special. I think you’ll love it.
It's so weird to me when places generally warmer...
I dunno why. Like I understand weather and all, but something about it is just unnatural.
When Arizona gets snow my mind shuts down for the rest of the day.
Morals are ethnocentric.
Good is universal.
FS
Leave me something!: What are your biggest fear?
How ironic! As I just said, I have a huge fear of heights. Ridiculous. But I love flying. That’s the only time I can deal with being high up. I’ll still tense up during real bad turbulence though. I also get really nervous when people wave dangerous things around me, because I have no depth perception so I can’t tell how close...
FS
Leave me something!: What’re you wearin’?
Flannel pajama pants. That’s it. I’m boring.
Leave me something!: Tell us one of you sexual fantasies.
To last longer than two minutes.
hahaha no I’m fucking with you. I know...
formspring.me
jjaybles:
cjmeetsworld:
ash-holee:
if you were a guy, and you had to sex one lady, who would it be? besides you
Hmm.. Megan Fox!
Ask/tell me anything
Have you seen her thumbs? Terrifying.
Are we on the toe-thumbs thing again?
Sorry, but when I’m holding someones hand I don’t wanna see a big toe chilling there.
formspring.me
ash-holee:
if you were a guy, and you had to sex one lady, who would it be? besides you
Hmm.. Megan Fox!
Ask/tell me anything
Have you seen her thumbs? Terrifying.
FS
Leave me something!: Where are you from?
I go to school in Salem, MA and it’s pretty good. Right near the water but still a pretty big town so I never feel like I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere.
to be honest, tumblr, I was expecting some bolder questions. These are still fun though! Keep em coming.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?697547-blPShS4cjY
I'm thinking of starting a new Tumblr
http://fuckyeahcjmeetsworld.tumblr.com
It’ll just be reblogs of all my stuff.
Coincidentally
I have a cousin named Rod. He is a colossal douche. Like, unfathomably huge. He is the Snorlax of terrible people.
I wonder if that was him? I’m pretty sure he’s gay so that would explain him being so liberal with the term faggot.
FS
Leave me something!: Hey faggot! You suck balls! Just letting you know. -Rod
Well thank you, Rod. While not a question, I do appreciate you stopping by. Hope you like the Tumblr and write in again soon! I look forward to hearing from you =)
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?697547-blPShS4cjY
FS
Leave me something!: dude why the fuck do you love hall & oates so much
Why the fuck don’t you? Daryl Hall is the fucking second coming. John Oates is a bitch though. Him and that mustache need to get the FUCK outta Dodge.
A world without Daryl Hall? I can’t go for that. No can do.
Are these really the juiciest questions you can come up with?
...
Tomorrow night's party is going to be so nuts
I actually have to go out of the state to purchase the alcohol for it.
I know. I wish you could come too. But I promise I’ll keep you updated. Or at least I’ll think I’m keeping you updated when I’m really texting my ex-girlfriend things like “Is it safe to funnel Everclear you guys?” and “Nope. Definitely isn’t safe.”
