December 2011
I think that I just don't get feminism
That must be it
Saying you're against animal cruelty is so...
Like
Of course you are
Who is for animal cruelty?
“Fuck yeah, I hate dogs, kick that summabitch!”
Thoughts that only psychos have
So you may as well say “reblog if you’re not a sociopath”
9:30
Bored as fuck
Coffee isn't coffee
Coffee is sex
Ladies.
I think a major part of becoming an adult is...
Like, why pretend I don’t like something? That’s just stupid.
Oh, I pretend not to like lame things so I can get dates?
Okay nevermind wrestling and comics and fun stuff is stupid
I really like that new show about new jersey though
Wanna come back to my place for coffee?
Can't wait to pay these bills and get a new tattoo
At what point does art stop being art?
How many drippy crayons on canvas am I going to see before this craze passes?
Drippy crayons are the black and white photos of 2012.
Well that is that and this is this
Tell me what you saw and I’ll tell you what you missed
When the ocean met the sky
curq-art asked: dude. if you're serious about being able to make a douche name blocker then that's awesome. also I applaud who ever invented the bieber block.
Sorry, I had to shower
Anyway, the moral of the story is that Christmas spirit is good to have and you should always be nice to your employees, even if you have to be bullied into it by the grim reaper.
God bless us, everyone!
“A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a...
“Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!”
“Don’t be cross, Uncle!” said Scrooge’s nephew.
“What else can I be,” returned the uncle, “when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas!”
“Uncle!” pleaded the nephew.
“Nephew!” returned the uncle, sternly, “keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.”
“There are many things from which I...
Marley was dead, to begin with.
In life, Marley was the business partner of Ebenezer Scrooge. Scrooge never painted out Old Marley’s name. There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.
everythingelseisreal replied to your post: How come I never see any masculist posts on Tumblr?
There are posts about male rights if you look but the hard core feminists bloggers just yell at the people that make them.
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I figured maybe it was something like this
I also honestly feel that it's unbelievably hard...
Because the second I express one that doesn’t mesh with another woman, I’m somehow a bad guy.
That’s kinda just how debate works, I guess, but it’s still really fucking annoying.
How come I never see any masculist posts on...
Or people complaining about how gender roles effect men?
I know it’s not as big of a cause as feminism is, because women are significantly more oppressed, but you would think that there would be at least one every now and then.
(note: I have no idea if there even a thing called “masculism” or anything like that. It just seems like there must be, yknow? There’s...
Shoulda researched the blog before commenting
Stupid.
Stupid.
I’m off my game today.
thecurvature:
cjmeetsworld:
Woman expresses views on feminism and society: “I’m standing up for a cause I believe in!”
Man expresses views on feminism and society: “Fuck you, pig! My views are the only correct ones!”
Equality.
P.S. I really like where you call it mansplaining. That helps you look very rational and sensible.
Alright, who’s got out their bingo cards?
Because I’ve got...
"What if it was your wife or daughter?"
thecurvature:
cjmeetsworld:
thecurvature:
I hate this sentence so much that whenever I hear it I want to pick up and smash everything in sight.
If the only way that you can even remotely grasp the idea that women are people, or the only way that you can even remotely comprehend getting another man to grasp the idea that women are people, is to appeal to some guy’s patriarchal sense of...
"What if it was your wife or daughter?"
thecurvature:
I hate this sentence so much that whenever I hear it I want to pick up and smash everything in sight.
If the only way that you can even remotely grasp the idea that women are people, or the only way that you can even remotely comprehend getting another man to grasp the idea that women are people, is to appeal to some guy’s patriarchal sense of ownership over the women society...
Totally crushing on this girl
I gotta get at this and not be all CJ about this.
Every now and then I tell my friends that I'm glad...
Because that’s something I’d like to hear, so why shouldn’t I say it to my fiends, yknow?
I think it’s a nice gesture.
Thank god past CJ knew to convert the Int to a...
Cause present CJ didn’t think of that at all
I’m totally burned out on coding, that’s such a simple solution
Past labs, i love you
Got my lab back
One of my Strings was supposed to be an Int
No big
Except now I have no idea how to handle validation for it.
Oh god.
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite Tumblrs
I am, of course, speaking of Scott Friday
Seriously one of the coolest and most humble people on this website, he has no qualms about being totally 100% towards you under any and all circumstances. From the day I found his blog I’ve never seen a single post out of him that wasn’t one of the best I’d seen all day for various reasons. He’s always willing to reach out to his...
Finished my project
Feels good. I hate the tedium of coding but the feeling of making a computer program is pretty awesome
Take out that section and it all works
The second I put in another if statement to test length it wont work though.
Like all i do is type if and it breaks
illegal start of expression
since when?
I am 99% done with this programming lab
I can’t figure out why one of these lines is an illegal start of expression
Here’s the code if anyone knows Java
@Override public ValidationStatus validateISBN( String theISBN ) { if ( theISBN == null ) { return ISBN_NULL; } String trimmedISBN = theISBN.trim(); if (...
Oh thank god
That was honestly terrifying
NO
NO
NO
NO
DON’T CRASH
NO
meridional replied to your post: meridional replied to your post: aCJ = new CJ I…
Ew, I’m really considering just changing majors and not doing computer science. I absolutely hate programming.
I don’t so much mind programming for myself but doing labs is just like ugh
I wish the money wasn’t so good.
meridional replied to your post: aCJ = new CJ
I really don’t miss programming…. At all
Somebody must want to do this stuff for me
Ugh
And I have to do it all next semester too
allielovesregulators replied to your post: I am
haha that’s what I do all day too…lol
You should do some of this for me. Barf. Java rules everything around me.
aCJ = new CJ
messagePane.println(“Please enter information about a CJ as requested below:\n”); messagePane.print(“Height: “); messagePane.flush(); String height = keyboard.nextLine(); messagePane.print(“Weight: “); messagePane.flush(); String weight = keyboard.nextLine(); messagePane.print(“On a scale of 1-10, how funny is CJ?: “); messagePane.flush(); int...
I am
so tired
of writing code
The chairs fell
We don’t know how
This is a tragedy.
As long as you make one person laugh, it's a funny...
Also I am counting myself as one person
FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE
We should take a moment and look out our windows...
gravyholocaust:
The lookiest looking looks there ever was and a good bit of pointing too.
Caity
You are a great friend
Just so you know
I think you deserve to hear that a lot more than you do
I want to be clear
I’m not trying to call anyone out or start any drama over that last post
That’s just something that’s been on my mind for a while
and I wanted to write about it
and it’s my fucking blog
I feel like I don't have friends anymore
When I stopped going to school in 2007, I had a pretty solid core group of friends. I was hanging out with them every night from…Let’s say May 2006 to May 2008. I think that’s right. Out of those 730 days, I would say that we hung out at my place for 675. I think that’s a good estimate, and I honestly feel like I’m underselling it. That’s how often people came...
The simplest explanation for the way I am
If you tell everyone everything, they can’t turn around and tell everyone else, because everyone already knows.
I'm thinking of making a new tumblr
cjmeetsworld:
Where I can say what I want to say and not worry about who is and isn’t reading it.
This used to be a place where I could say anything. Now everyone I know uses it. I miss the small scale privacy with the large scale publicity.
Ill probably turn this into a more professional writing/random thoughts blog and use that one for real stuff.
Message me if you want the address.
Oh I love you more than words can say
But I can’t count the reasons I should stay
One by one, they all just fade away.