December 2011
I think that I just don't get feminism
That must be it
Dec 30th
Saying you're against animal cruelty is so...
Like Of course you are Who is for animal cruelty? “Fuck yeah, I hate dogs, kick that summabitch!” Thoughts that only psychos have So you may as well say “reblog if you’re not a sociopath”
Dec 29th
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9:30
Bored as fuck
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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Coffee isn't coffee
Coffee is sex Ladies.
Dec 28th
I think a major part of becoming an adult is...
Like, why pretend I don’t like something? That’s just stupid. Oh, I pretend not to like lame things so I can get dates? Okay nevermind wrestling and comics and fun stuff is stupid I really like that new show about new jersey though Wanna come back to my place for coffee?
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Can't wait to pay these bills and get a new tattoo
Dec 27th
At what point does art stop being art?
How many drippy crayons on canvas am I going to see before this craze passes? Drippy crayons are the black and white photos of 2012.
Dec 27th
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Well that is that and this is this
Tell me what you saw and I’ll tell you what you missed When the ocean met the sky
Dec 26th
curq-art asked: dude. if you're serious about being able to make a douche name blocker then that's awesome. also I applaud who ever invented the bieber block.
Dec 26th
Sorry, I had to shower
Anyway, the moral of the story is that Christmas spirit is good to have and you should always be nice to your employees, even if you have to be bullied into it by the grim reaper. God bless us, everyone!
Dec 25th
“A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!” cried a...
“Bah!” said Scrooge, “Humbug!” “Don’t be cross, Uncle!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “What else can I be,” returned the uncle, “when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas!” “Uncle!” pleaded the nephew. “Nephew!” returned the uncle, sternly, “keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine.” “There are many things from which I...
Dec 25th
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Marley was dead, to begin with.
In life, Marley was the business partner of Ebenezer Scrooge. Scrooge never painted out Old Marley’s name. There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him.
Dec 25th
everythingelseisreal replied to your post: How come I never see any masculist posts on Tumblr? There are posts about male rights if you look but the hard core feminists bloggers just yell at the people that make them. —- I figured maybe it was something like this
Dec 22nd
I also honestly feel that it's unbelievably hard...
Because the second I express one that doesn’t mesh with another woman, I’m somehow a bad guy. That’s kinda just how debate works, I guess, but it’s still really fucking annoying.
Dec 22nd
How come I never see any masculist posts on...
Or people complaining about how gender roles effect men? I know it’s not as big of a cause as feminism is, because women are significantly more oppressed, but you would think that there would be at least one every now and then. (note: I have no idea if there even a thing called “masculism” or anything like that. It just seems like there must be, yknow? There’s...
Dec 22nd
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Shoulda researched the blog before commenting
Stupid. Stupid. I’m off my game today.
Dec 22nd
thecurvature: cjmeetsworld: Woman expresses views on feminism and society: “I’m standing up for a cause I believe in!” Man expresses views on feminism and society: “Fuck you, pig! My views are the only correct ones!” Equality. P.S. I really like where you call it mansplaining. That helps you look very rational and sensible. Alright, who’s got out their bingo cards? Because I’ve got...
Dec 22nd
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"What if it was your wife or daughter?"
thecurvature: cjmeetsworld: thecurvature: I hate this sentence so much that whenever I hear it I want to pick up and smash everything in sight. If the only way that you can even remotely grasp the idea that women are people, or the only way that you can even remotely comprehend getting another man to grasp the idea that women are people, is to appeal to some guy’s patriarchal sense of...
Dec 22nd
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"What if it was your wife or daughter?"
thecurvature: I hate this sentence so much that whenever I hear it I want to pick up and smash everything in sight. If the only way that you can even remotely grasp the idea that women are people, or the only way that you can even remotely comprehend getting another man to grasp the idea that women are people, is to appeal to some guy’s patriarchal sense of ownership over the women society...
Dec 22nd
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Totally crushing on this girl
I gotta get at this and not be all CJ about this.
Dec 22nd
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Every now and then I tell my friends that I'm glad...
Because that’s something I’d like to hear, so why shouldn’t I say it to my fiends, yknow? I think it’s a nice gesture.
Dec 21st
Thank god past CJ knew to convert the Int to a...
Cause present CJ didn’t think of that at all I’m totally burned out on coding, that’s such a simple solution Past labs, i love you
Dec 21st
Got my lab back
One of my Strings was supposed to be an Int No big Except now I have no idea how to handle validation for it. Oh god.
Dec 21st
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite Tumblrs
I am, of course, speaking of Scott Friday Seriously one of the coolest and most humble people on this website, he has no qualms about being totally 100% towards you under any and all circumstances. From the day I found his blog I’ve never seen a single post out of him that wasn’t one of the best I’d seen all day for various reasons. He’s always willing to reach out to his...
Dec 21st
Finished my project
Feels good. I hate the tedium of coding but the feeling of making a computer program is pretty awesome
Dec 21st
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Take out that section and it all works
The second I put in another if statement to test length it wont work though. Like all i do is type if and it breaks illegal start of expression since when?
Dec 20th
I am 99% done with this programming lab
I can’t figure out why one of these lines is an illegal start of expression Here’s the code if anyone knows Java         @Override         public ValidationStatus validateISBN( String theISBN )         {             if ( theISBN == null )             {                 return ISBN_NULL;             }             String trimmedISBN = theISBN.trim();             if (...
Dec 20th
Oh thank god
That was honestly terrifying
Dec 20th
NO
NO NO NO DON’T CRASH NO
Dec 20th
meridional replied to your post: meridional replied to your post: aCJ = new CJ I… Ew, I’m really considering just changing majors and not doing computer science. I absolutely hate programming. I don’t so much mind programming for myself but doing labs is just like ugh I wish the money wasn’t so good.
Dec 20th
meridional replied to your post: aCJ = new CJ I really don’t miss programming…. At all Somebody must want to do this stuff for me Ugh And I have to do it all next semester too
Dec 20th
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allielovesregulators replied to your post: I am haha that’s what I do all day too…lol You should do some of this for me. Barf. Java rules everything around me.
Dec 20th
aCJ = new CJ
messagePane.println(“Please enter information about a CJ as requested below:\n”); messagePane.print(“Height: “); messagePane.flush(); String height = keyboard.nextLine(); messagePane.print(“Weight: “); messagePane.flush(); String weight = keyboard.nextLine(); messagePane.print(“On a scale of 1-10, how funny is CJ?: “); messagePane.flush(); int...
Dec 20th
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I am
so tired of writing code
Dec 20th
The chairs fell
We don’t know how This is a tragedy.
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
Dec 19th
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As long as you make one person laugh, it's a funny...
Also I am counting myself as one person FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE
Dec 19th
We should take a moment and look out our windows...
gravyholocaust: The lookiest looking looks there ever was and a good bit of pointing too.
Dec 19th
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Caity
You are a great friend Just so you know I think you deserve to hear that a lot more than you do
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
I want to be clear
I’m not trying to call anyone out or start any drama over that last post That’s just something that’s been on my mind for a while and I wanted to write about it and it’s my fucking blog
Dec 18th
I feel like I don't have friends anymore
When I stopped going to school in 2007, I had a pretty solid core group of friends. I was hanging out with them every night from…Let’s say May 2006 to May 2008. I think that’s right. Out of those 730 days, I would say that we hung out at my place for 675. I think that’s a good estimate, and I honestly feel like I’m underselling it. That’s how often people came...
Dec 18th
The simplest explanation for the way I am
If you tell everyone everything, they can’t turn around and tell everyone else, because everyone already knows.
Dec 18th
I'm thinking of making a new tumblr
cjmeetsworld: Where I can say what I want to say and not worry about who is and isn’t reading it. This used to be a place where I could say anything. Now everyone I know uses it. I miss the small scale privacy with the large scale publicity. Ill probably turn this into a more professional writing/random thoughts blog and use that one for real stuff. Message me if you want the address.
Dec 17th
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Oh I love you more than words can say
But I can’t count the reasons I should stay One by one, they all just fade away.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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